(This blog is a gateway drug: start here.)
Day Seven: Tuesday, 25 July 2017 – Voice Memo II
[Sound: fumbling thud and scrabble, a muffled curse; footsteps on gravel, panting, more fumbling]
I dropped my phone. I’m … trying to catch my breath. I’ve been running. I threw a pot out a side window of the shed; that thing, whatever it is, went lurching off in the direction of the impact and I bolted from the shed but it’s dark. In the movies, there’s always ambient light in the forest. There’s no fucking ambient anything. Except darkness. I’m completely turned around.
[Sound: in the distance, Ma-MA! Ma-MAAaaaaa … !]
Okay, there’s there’s maybe a sliver of a moon tonight. Marginally helpful. I see a building ahead, I’m heading for it. I don’t have enough battery to keep this going for long.
I was talking about the pyramid. I found it on a map of the park, it seemed like an easy walk. I drove my car to the lot closest to that spot, parked, and took the right fork; according to the map, I thought it would take me to the pyramid.
[Sound: footsteps on gravel, the night breeze.]
Wait … the thing has been quiet a while. I think it’s quiet when it travels. So fucking dark. I can’t risk the flashlight on my phone.
…
…
[Sound: Ma-MAAAAAaaaaa!, far away.]
I’m not sure it’s Dolly Lurker. But it fucking sounds like Dolly Lurker. At least … I mean, after I ran away. Not at first. At first it just giggled.
I saw its face.
All white.
Like the mask.
Wait, there’s a gate here, near this building. Chain link … locked. Fuck. Okay. Okay. Up the hill to my left, trees. Probably poison oak, too, so … down the hill. Next to this building, there’s a trail. Right against the side of the building. Okay. I need to rest, I’m sitting down with my back to this wall. Nothing can sneak up on me here.
[Sound: Edward panting, but in the distance, jingles]
Oh shit.
[Sound: jingles, louder.]
It’s the other one.
[Sound: high-pitched giggling]
Time to go.
And speaking of gateway drugs, variable reinforcement is another habit forming form as we’re crying out loud, “We can’t quit you now!” 😉😜😆😂