By Edward Hightower

“Who’s doing wigs?”

“Missy Schwartz.”

“Thank God. The last one – ”

“Isn’t Missy your ex?”

“Define ex.”

“You know what we mean.”

“We dated. We’re on good terms.”

“You’ve got quite the reputation.”

“Do I?”

“Always coy, this one. Anyone wanna smoke?”

“Yes, let’s.”

“Okay, so we’re alone. Spill.”

“I got her sister pregnant.”

“That was you?”

“She miscarried.”

“Nope.”

“What?”

“She died. Missy adopted the kid.”

“Hi, guys!”

“Missy – ”

“Who’s that you got with you?”